Modern Family Episode Scripts
He looks like Little Bo Peep on that thing.
Actually, not for long. He's getting a new bike this
afternoon. I am? Mm-hmm.
He is? [Phil] Sometimes a man's gotta put his foot down and do what a
man's gotta do.
And if the old lady don't like it- Honey? That's too damn bad.
[Mitchell] Yes.
Who's excited, huh? Cam, come on.
Hurry up.
We're gonna be late.
It's a toddler play class, not a flight to Cabo.
We're gonna be judged enough as the only gay parents there.
I don't wanna be the late ones too.
Wow! Paisley and pink.
Was there something wrong with the fishnet tank top? Obviously not.
I'm wearing it underneath.
Kidding.
Just chill, please. Here.
I'm sorry.
I just wanna make a good first impression. You wanna fit in and not
terrify the villagers? Hey, come on.
Today is about Lily, all right? Her future best friend might be in that class,
and I don't wanna rub anyone the wrong way. Can you please just change
your shirt? Fine.
You know what? I'll just go put on a pair of khakis, maybe a polo shirt, and
everybody will think we're a couple straight golfin' buddies who just decided
to have a kid together.
[Dog Barking In Distance] Hey, I called that place in Napa and got us upgraded
to a villa with a hot tub.
So pack whatever you wear in a hot tub.
Mmm! I usually wear nothing when I'm in a hot tub.
And my college roommate's wife just had to get a new hip.
Sucker.
Manny's father is taking him for a couple of days to Disneyland, so we're gonna
go to the wine country.
We're gonna drink some wine, eat some good food.
You know, we would do something like this a lot more often if it wasn't for,
you know, Manny.
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Hey, if we're not done by 3:00, I'm gonna tie a noose on this thing.
[Gloria] In Colombia there's a saying: "If you have two stubborn burros
that don't like each other, you tie them to the same cart.
" The ceiling fan is the cart.
My dad's taking me on Space Mountain.
It's supposed to be really fast, but he's not scared of anything.
He doesn't even wear a seat belt when he drives.
Wow.
How 'bout that? - Killed a bear once.
- Really? Was the bear sittin' in the passenger seat? Read me the instructions.
"Safety tips.
Warning: To reduce the risk of electrical shock"- We can skip that.
Uh, "Failure to heed these warnings can lead to serious injury or death.
" You know, you worry too much.
You know that.
Nobody's gonna get shocked. One time my dad was struck by lightning.
That's why he can drink as much as he wants.
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He's getting a
new bike this afternoon.: this afternoon 과 같은 가까운 미래는 be-ing사용
gotta put his foot down : use you authority to stop somebody doing
something
I don't wanna rub anyone the wrong way.: i don't want get anyone angry.
Just chill, please.: to calm down.
I just wanna make a good first impression:: 난 단지 좋은 첫인상을 보여주고 싶었어
Discussion:
thought about gay couple
reflection
He looks like Little Bo Peep on that thing.
Actually, not for long. He's getting a new bike this afternoon. I am? Mm-hmm.
He is? [Phil] Sometimes a man's gotta put his foot down and do what a man's gotta do.
And if the old lady don't like it- Honey? That's too damn bad.
[Mitchell] Yes.
Who's excited, huh? Cam, come on.
Hurry up.
We're gonna be late.
It's a toddler play class, not a flight to Cabo.
We're gonna be judged enough as the only gay parents there.
I don't wanna be the late ones too.
Wow! Paisley and pink.
Was there something wrong with the fishnet tank top? Obviously not.
I'm wearing it underneath.
Kidding.
Just chill, please. Here.
I'm sorry.
I just wanna make a good first impression. You wanna fit in and not terrify the villagers? Hey, come on.
Today is about Lily, all right? Her future best friend might be in that class, and I don't wanna rub anyone the wrong way. Can you please just change your shirt? Fine.
You know what? I'll just go put on a pair of khakis, maybe a polo shirt, and everybody will think we're a couple straight golfin' buddies who just decided to have a kid together.
[Dog Barking In Distance] Hey, I called that place in Napa and got us upgraded to a villa with a hot tub.
So pack whatever you wear in a hot tub.
Mmm! I usually wear nothing when I'm in a hot tub.
And my college roommate's wife just had to get a new hip.
Sucker.
Manny's father is taking him for a couple of days to Disneyland, so we're gonna go to the wine country.
We're gonna drink some wine, eat some good food.
You know, we would do something like this a lot more often if it wasn't for, you know, Manny.
------
Hey, if we're not done by 3:00, I'm gonna tie a noose on this thing. [Gloria] In Colombia there's a saying: "If you have two stubborn burros that don't like each other, you tie them to the same cart.
" The ceiling fan is the cart.
My dad's taking me on Space Mountain.
It's supposed to be really fast, but he's not scared of anything.
He doesn't even wear a seat belt when he drives.
Wow.
How 'bout that? - Killed a bear once.
- Really? Was the bear sittin' in the passenger seat? Read me the instructions.
"Safety tips.
Warning: To reduce the risk of electrical shock"- We can skip that.
Uh, "Failure to heed these warnings can lead to serious injury or death.
" You know, you worry too much.
You know that.
Nobody's gonna get shocked. One time my dad was struck by lightning.
That's why he can drink as much as he wants.
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He's getting a new bike this afternoon.: this afternoon 과 같은 가까운 미래는 be-ing사용
gotta put his foot down : use you authority to stop somebody doing something
I don't wanna rub anyone the wrong way.: i don't want get anyone angry.
Just chill, please.: to calm down.
I just wanna make a good first impression:: 난 단지 좋은 첫인상을 보여주고 싶었어
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